when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
This is the most amazing description for so many people I know.
I feel really bad for the sea lion that Seaworld forces to approach his/her natural predator.
Is it bad that I’m laughing extremely hard at how the orca just annihilates the sea lon in the 2nd gif?
all I can hear is NYOOM
You wanna know something cool? Recent studies of orcas seem to show that during the seal breeding season, they knowingly limit their intake of seals. In fact, there are documented cases of orcas gently grabbing seal pups and pulling them into shore to keep them safe from being eaten.
Why? You might wonder.
The case studies seem to say that the orcas know that no baby seals growing up means less seals next year. They are so intelligent that they’re aware of their own impact as a predatory species on their prey and actively work to conserve the number of that prey species for the future. Maybe we could learn something about moderation and conservation from these animals.
They should really be granded nonhuman personhood like they were in India.
Intelligence of Orcas. Well said.
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
And all of them taste wonderful when you add chocolate syrup.
Let’s not forget Benedict Cumberbatch, eh.